“I’m not inviting you in, just letting you know what you’re missing.”

“I can hear the party downstairs. What would they say if I walked down like this?”

“You told me it was a nudist party.”

“I told you ‘clothing optional’. It’s not my fault that everyone else chose the option.”

“The job ad said ‘naked waitress’ and I thought ‘sure, why not’. I didn’t realise there was outdoor seating too.”

“Someone told us about a party they were at where one of the women was naked. I said I thought it would be fun, so here I am, suddenly doubting myself.”

“I knew if I spent enough time in the kitchen nude then eventually he’d come home early and find me that way.”

“I said I didn’t mind if they used my photo, but didn’t expect to see myself in the spa’s publicity brochure.”

“I’m very good at chess, and if my opponent gets distracted then that’s their problem.”