Bad Timing Standard “As soon as I read about self-restraint I knew it was something I had to try. I just hadn’t expected my flat-mates to come home so soon.” Rate this:
May I Take Your Coat, Ma’am? Standard “I don’t know whether to keep my coat on or leave it in the cloak room. What do you think?” Rate this:
Personal Trainer Standard “I’d struck up quite a relationship with my personal trainer, but when she asked if I wanted to pose with her for a photo I really didn’t expect her to be so bold.” Rate this:
The Locked Car Standard “To dare myself, I’d locked my clothes in the back of the car for my morning walk. But where had I left the keys?” Rate this:
The Hustler Standard “First I’d lose my clothes, and then we’d start playing for money, and then I never lost.” Rate this:
The Tour Guide Standard “It was a competitive market, so I had to think of something to make my walking tours stand out from the crowd.” Rate this: