Silly Rules

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“We used to make up all kinds of silly rules, just so I could break them and be punished. One time I think I put an empty glass on the counter instead of in the dishwasher and had to do the dishes by hand, naked, for a week.”

Best Of Friends

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“‘I wish I was as comfortable with all my male friends,’ she would say. My girlfriend was okay with our friendship too, as long as I kept to the rules.”

Spying On The Neighbour

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“The guy next door has taken to gardening without a shirt on, and a very nice view it is to. I’ve been spending a lot of time watching him lately. Watching him from somewhere he can see me.”