I had a dream last night about leaving the house for a naked run, but I ended up running to work instead. I bumped into Jo and said I had to go and find some clothes, but then she took me to a meeting and I had to try and brazen my way through it, talking about international tax law in front of a big screen and not thinking about everyone staring at my naked body. Then when I went back to my seat and sat next to Jo she put her hand on my thigh and squeezed it and said I’d done a good job, and then her finger touched between my legs and… I woke up and I had to masturbate straight away. It was a good dream.

Funnily enough, I didn’t go to work nude, but I did have to do a presentation to the Belarusian company. The press release is going out next week.