I inflicted some extra Pilates on myself today (on my own at home), because I feel I need to really slim down and tone up for my routine. I still can’t really believe it’s going to happen. I did it in the front room, in the nude, knowing full well that Alison and Russ were at home across the room. A lot of it is done on the floor and out of sight, but they would definitely get an eyeful of my body as I stretched and lunged.

I was both tired and turned on by the end of it, but since Mel has forbidden any “self-love” I couldn’t do anything about it!

And still no word from Mark, so I guess we’re not doing anything! That’s one hope dashed.