You’re Early Standard “I knew if I spent enough time in the kitchen nude then eventually he’d come home early and find me that way.” Rate this:
Advertising Standard “I said I didn’t mind if they used my photo, but didn’t expect to see myself in the spa’s publicity brochure.” Rate this:
Grandmaster Standard “I’m very good at chess, and if my opponent gets distracted then that’s their problem.” Rate this:
You Can’t Improve On Perfection Standard “Sure, it’s a nice enough dress, but I still prefer you without it.” Rate this:
On Your Behalf Standard “I’m the one naked. I don’t see why you’re the one finding it embarrassing.” Rate this:
Give Them Time Standard “I’m not sure the locals are used to seeing nudists in their streets”. “Give them a few weeks and they’ll get used to it, and who knows, maybe a few more will join us?” Rate this:
Rollerskate Competition Standard “They wouldn’t let us compete unless we all wore the same outfit, as if that was ever going to stop us winning.” Rate this:
Where Nobody Knows Your Name Standard “I can’t believe you’re actually doing this with me.” “Why not? I’m thousands of miles from home. Nobody here knows me. But just remember our promise.” “Yes, I know. When I come to visit you, it’s my turn.” Rate this:
Winter Sun Standard “Winter in England is far too dreary, so every year I fly out in October and don’t go back until Spring.” Rate this: