“It was a luxury to have both a maid and a butler, and a strict uniform for both of them.”

“My man’s clothes weren’t sparking any kind of joy, so I made sure I never saw them.”

“‘Don’t worry,’ I told him, ‘I’ll give them back if we hear anyone coming.'”

“Any decision was passed by a vote of all housemates, and every decision was binding. They had voted me out of my clothes before I even realised the trap I was in.”

“He said he didn’t own anything that fitted with the retro theme. So be it.”

“I suggested we go to the naked bike ride. Obviously I was going to stay clothed, but he still had his hopes up.”

“Men don’t need many excuses to take their clothes off. Telling them I’m a photographer was usually enough, and kept them tame at the same time.”

“The worst thing about losing the strip game was the walk through the dormitory afterwards.”

“We hadn’t really discussed marriage, but I told him that I only ever wanted to be proposed to by a man on his knees. And naked. And collared. I managed to get a lot of promises out of him before I accepted.”

“When your husband comes to visit at lunchtime, what better reason can there be for having your own office?”