“We picked up a couple of star-struck guys after the show. We said they could come back to our hotel suite, but on one condition.”

“When the lodger said he’d have trouble paying his rent, I came up with an alternative arrangement.”

“I won him at a charity auction, and I paid for him by putting his clothes up in the next lot.”

“My unique approach to tailoring started with taking detailed, unfettered measurements.”

“Hypnotism can’t make a person do anything they don’t want to do, but it turns out that men are very willing to undress in front of women with only the merest hint of suggestion.”

“It was supposed to be date night. You said you wouldn’t be late. Now you were going to have to make it up to me.”

“Strip ping pong was his idea, because he thought he was good at it. But we just never let him win a single point.”

“The spa rules were either naked or swimsuit only and, oh whoops, look who forgot their trunks.”

“It wasn’t the most traditional of sporting events, with the games limited only by our imagination – and one man’s stamina.”