“My boyfriend is terrible at strip poker, but thankfully he’s really good at kissing and not averse to the odd public show of affection.”

“In his mind the end goal of CFNM was a blow-job. In my mind it was seeing just how far I could subjugate him to my will. I always won.”

“I said we didn’t need conversation, but we did need a waiter for the evening. Surprisingly, he agreed.”

“If there’s one thing I hate it’s a man in scruffy jeans.”

“My vision of girl power is more advanced than most, and possibly somewhat utopian.”

“We’d been having a tough time and my husband’s New Year resolution was to treat me the way I deserved. The next day I told him in no uncertain terms exactly what that meant.

“It was the other girls who’d said they wouldn’t believe my boyfriend’s muscles unless they could see every last one. The night just took a different course from that point onwards.”

“We picked up a couple of star-struck guys after the show. We said they could come back to our hotel suite, but on one condition.”

“When the lodger said he’d have trouble paying his rent, I came up with an alternative arrangement.”

“I won him at a charity auction, and I paid for him by putting his clothes up in the next lot.”