The builder came round this morning to dump some tools and get keys and double-check he was okay to start and that I’d moved everything out of the way. Then I packed all the things I’d need for a week and got a cab to Ha and Lily’s today. They were all giggly when I got there and they showed me to my room (which I’ve slept in before) and then said I had ten minutes to come down to the kitchen for the first house meeting between the three of us.
They were still giggling when I came down and they said that if I was going to be living there then I had to follow the rules. I said they had to tell me the rules and they said no, I had to agree to them first, and then they’d tell me them, or else I’d be out on the street tonight. I said fine, and they made me raise my hand and solemnly swear to follow the house rules.
Then they went through them:
- No running in the corridor. (They don’t actually have a corridor.)
- Put dirty cups, plates and cutlery in the dishwasher
- Don’t unload the dishwasher first thing in the morning because it wakes Lily up
- No sharing of these rules outside the household
- No clothing to be worn at any time indoors, except for the following exempted persons:
It made me instantly horny just from the way they said it.
So then they said, sorry, rules are rules, and I’m currently breaking rule 5, so they were going to have to confiscate everything I was wearing. And I made a big act of being sorry, because I didn’t know the rules so perhaps I should be let off, and they said ‘fraid not, because I’d agreed to them and now it was out of their hands.
My heart was thumping as I undressed in front of them. I was only wearing socks, trousers and a top anyway so it didn’t take long, and within a minute I was sitting naked with them. It’s not like I haven’t sat naked with them before, but somehow it felt different, because they’d “made” me do it rather than me making the leap myself. I don’t know why it was a surprise, of course, because Ha had already joked about it enough.
Ha whispered into Lily’s ear and Lily laughed and took the sheet of rules back, picked up her pencil and wrote on the bottom before handing it back to me:
6.For the duration of my stay I’m to address my hosts as Mistress Lily and Mistress Ha
7. I must follow any instructions given to me by my mistresses without question
Then Ha said I had to sign it. I said what if I don’t, and she said that I’d be thrown out onto the street without my clothes. So I signed it, but my hand was shaking because they’d gotten me so turned on already.
I wondered what was next, but Ha (Mistress Ha) told me I had to help her by chopping vegetables for dinner. So that’s what I did. Then I ate dinner with them, in the nude, and we watched some Netflix, and now it’s time for bed.
One thought on “Exhibitionist Diary – Sunday 26th April 2020”
OMG, the rules are fun! Obviously, they should be posted in a prominent place, so that no one forgets.
#5 has some interesting implications in case other guests visit. Maybe Mel or Ellie should come over for dinner.