Pilates is hard after spending an hour dancing around on a Monday, but my body is starting to feel like a rock, and for the first time in my life I can barely pinch anything around my waist.

And in other weird news, I was feeling like I really needed to masturbate after I got in, I think because the rest of me was so tired but my libido is all fired up, and I remembered that Mel told me I could if I uploaded some of those pictures of myself naked and in the yoke. I looked at them and I really just can’t, but I went to the website again, the ones with the other photos of me on, and there’s some new chatter with people wondering “what the model’s name is” which I find hilarious, because it’s just little old me with no clothes on and doing nothing particularly special.