I really should say something to Ha about seeing Mel but I don’t know where to start, and more importantly I don’t know where to stop. How do I explain that I seem to have slipped into being some kind of sub relationship whilst at the same time doing the accounts? So I still haven’t said anything, but Ha did ask me if I was seeing anyone and I had to say I wasn’t, because I’m still not sure if I even am.

But then I’m still at home with a grin on my face thinking about it all, and if Mel hadn’t told me I wasn’t allowed to masturbate during the week I’d be doing exactly that right now.