I was standing on the train reading my book this morning and saw this guy looking down at me, so I followed his eyeline and saw my blouse was folded up beneath my jacket and you could pretty much see an entire nipple. I looked back up at him and he looked away, so I smiled and didn’t do anything about it. I couldn’t concentrate on my book knowing he was probably staring at my tit the whole time. I hope it made his day and shame I can’t do more (not that I fancied him really, but it’s nice to cheer someone up).

I was hoping I could arrange the same thing to happen with someone in the office but I wasn’t brave enough to really go for it, especially since it could very much backfire.