I had a dream last night about being at the PR company with Ellie, except I was sitting working naked and pretending everything was fine! It meant I woke up horny and spent the whole day that way, so when I got home I went surfing the web and found all these videos of some club in Russia (that’s closed down now, I discovered) where male strippers pulled young women up on stage and managed to get them out of their clothes. It was very hot and I wished it could happen to me, and I wouldn’t even care if someone filmed it.