I’ve made a decision and I’m going to stick to it: I’m not going to wear anything at all tonight. I’m going to put on my shoes and my long coat and I’m going to turn up at Ha’s and make her eyes pop out of her head. We all know I’ll end up naked anyway, just like last time, so I may as well take charge of it. I’m making Kieran meet me at the tube and we’ll turn up together.

I’ve got butterflies in my stomach just thinking about it, though. And even worse I’m wondering about whether she might actually have a dungeon hidden away somewhere in their apartment…