How Long Have You Been Here? Standard “How long have you been sitting out here?” “About twenty minutes. But I knew you’d look out of the window and come down sooner or later.” Rate this:
A Friend Over For New Year Standard I was disappointed not to be able to have a party, to not even have friends come around, but at least I was able to invite one friend over. “Don’t get dressed up,” I said. She did. I didn’t. Rate this:
Happy Christmas, New Year, and Anything Else Standard Did all your wishes come true this Christmas? No, mine neither, but whatever you’re doing I hope you’re staying healthy and well and are all ready to make 2022 a truly great year. Because Lord knows we deserve one. All the best, Kara Rate this:
Beat The Crowds Standard “It was meant to be an early start to beat the crowds, but by the time the photographer arrived the shops were open and the streets were busy.” Rate this:
First Day You Work Naked Standard “We told him that it was the rule that you had to work your first day naked. It was so popular we made every day first day.” Rate this:
When You Need A Ride Standard “I’d been standing there for forty minutes and nobody had stopped. They would now.” Rate this:
Promise Me You’ll Delete This Standard “You better delete this. And no I’m not moving my hands.” Rate this:
How Much Further Is It? Standard “You said it was just across the street. How much further are we going?” Rate this:
What A Day For A Puncture Standard “World Naked Bike Ride and guess who has a puncture when I’m not even halfway there.” Rate this: