Under The Mistletoe Standard “Tips for a great Christmas. 1) Don’t wear anything all week. 2) Leave mistletoe hanging all round the house.” Rate this:
New Socks Standard “When all you get for Christmas is a new pair of socks, and it turns out to be the perfect outfit.” Rate this:
Passer-By Standard “Every morning I’d sit on the bench out front and read and wave to the guy who rode past on his bike. One morning I decided I’d make his day just a little bit more special.” Rate this:
A Brave Outfit Standard “I admit it: your party outfit is even bolder than mine. But you can’t beat the feeling of lace upon bare skin, can you?” Rate this:
Peace At Last Standard “The family have gone at last, and you’re not to wear a stitch of clothing between now and New Year.” Rate this:
Two’s Company Standard “Of course you can’t join in. Why do you think I tied you to that chair in the first place?” Rate this:
Unwrapping Your Present Standard “So now you’ve unwrapped your Christmas present, are you going to play with it?” Rate this: