“Okay, now I see the benefits of working from home.”

“Actually, no, not everyone agrees this is the best way to keep hair products away from clothing. But it makes a new haircut that much more special, don’t you think?”

“They say stage hypnotists can’t make you do anything that you didn’t already want to do, but if you’d asked me if I wanted to be paraded around, naked, in front of a crowded auditorium I’d have said ‘no’. I guess I was wrong.”

“How long have you been sitting out here?”

“About twenty minutes. But I knew you’d look out of the window and come down sooner or later.”