“I’m not inviting you in, just letting you know what you’re missing.”

“I can hear the party downstairs. What would they say if I walked down like this?”

“You told me it was a nudist party.”

“I told you ‘clothing optional’. It’s not my fault that everyone else chose the option.”

“The job ad said ‘naked waitress’ and I thought ‘sure, why not’. I didn’t realise there was outdoor seating too.”