“This Halloween I went as the invisible woman. The only difference being that everyone could see me.”
The Invisible Woman
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The Naked Violinist – Out Now!
The Naked Violinist is the newest book in the Naked For Her Art series. It’s about a music student who’s trying to cover her tuition fees by busking outside of the concert hall. After a series of events she ends up with an offer she finds very hard to refuse. Here’s an excerpt:
“Do we get to choose?” he asked.
“For five pounds? Absolutely. As long as it’s for solo violin, of course.”
“No, I mean for fifty pounds. Do we get to choose what you take off?”
I felt suddenly embarrassed, remembering what Trinity had written beneath my own little request message.
“Oh, I’m sorry, a friend wrote that there. For a joke.”
He tilted his head and the note began to head back to his wallet. It was only then that I saw that, yes, it really was a fifty pound note.
“Yes, sorry…” I said quickly, “It’s fine. But you don’t get to choose.”
My eyes were on the note. That was a week’s money in one tip!
“How much would I have to give you if I wanted to choose?” he asked with a half smile.
“It… depends what you’d choose, I guess,” I said nervously.
“I’m just joking,” he said, suddenly relaxing and dropping the fifty pounds into my case. “It was my wife’s idea.”
The Naked Violinist is out now on Amazon.
Part-Time Job
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“I foolishly thought I could keep my sideline a secret, but as I took the drinks over I knew the game was up. I guess tomorrow in the office was going to be… ‘interesting’.”
Never A Crossword
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“Okay – you try and do the crossword, and I’ll just sit here until you change your mind.”
Noisy Neighbour
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“From eleven o’clock every morning the guy next door practices the most exquisite violin pieces. I let my mind wander as I listen, fantasising that one day I’ll have the courage to knock on his door and invite him in for coffee.”
The Mile High Club
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“‘Stewardess?’ she said with some indignation, and then flashed a smile that made me feel like an imbecile. ‘I’m the pilot’, she told me.”
The Evening Air
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“‘What if somebody sees you naked?’ he asked. ‘I’m not naked’, I told him, ‘But I could always leave the boa behind if you think it’s too much.'”
The Naked Violinist – Coming Soon!
I’ve been busy working on the next story in the Naked For Her Art series. The latest addition is called The Naked Violinist and tells of a music student who’s trying to cover her tuition fees by busking outside of the concert hall. After a series of events she ends up with an offer she finds very hard to refuse.
“Do we get to choose?” he asked.
“For five pounds? Absolutely. As long as it’s for solo violin, of course.”
“No, I mean for fifty pounds. Do we get to choose what you take off?”
I felt suddenly embarrassed, remembering what Trinity had written beneath my own little request message.
“Oh, I’m sorry, a friend wrote that there. For a joke.”
He tilted his head and the note began to head back to his wallet. It was only then that I saw that, yes, it really was a fifty pound note.
“Yes, sorry…” I said quickly, “It’s fine. But you don’t get to choose.”
My eyes were on the note. That was a week’s money in one tip!
“How much would I have to give you if I wanted to choose?” he asked with a half smile.
“It… depends what you’d choose, I guess,” I said nervously.
“I’m just joking,” he said, suddenly relaxing and dropping the fifty pounds into my case. “It was my wife’s idea.”
The book will be out soon and listed on my Amazon author’s page.
Bluegrass And Bare Skin – A New Short Story
I’ve published a new short story about an all-girl band’s album photo shoot that takes an “unexpected” twist. “Unexpected” unless you’re a reader of ENF/CFNF stories, of course. It’s called Bluegrass And Bare Skin. Here’s a little excerpt:
“Fantastic!” Dave called across to us, “The more ragged Lyla’s clothes the sexier she’s getting.”
“That’s not the point!” I called back.
“Pop a jean button or two,” Cassie told Stacey.
“Do not do that,” I said, turning to Stace and continuing to struggle.
She reached around my waist and I kicked my legs to try to upset her grip, but Liv wrapped her arms around me and lifted me clear of the ground so that Stacey could unbutton my jeans. She slid the fly halfway down and then gave the waistband a yank until the jeans stuck on my hips, just above my knicker line.
You can read the rest of Bluegrass And Bare Skin here, and if you like the story then you’ll love my latest book Stripped By The Queen Of Pop, available for the Kindle.
Online Pilates
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“Since lockdown I’d been taking Pilates classes online. It started with a clothing mishap that made the teacher smile, and maybe even blush a little. But he’s the only one that can see me and… things have escalated a little.”
Kara Bryn 